it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
when you wait for something to happen and it never does
The Name of the Doctor
…… why is Tennent’s last name McDonald?!
….because that’s his real last name????
I knew David changed his last name to be a stage name but Slyvester McCoy? Oh you poor boy. You have almost as many names as Dumbledore.
DAVID JOHN McDONALD
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WROOOOOOOONG
OLD MCDONALD HAD A TARDIS,